Women Who Read
One morning on a lake in Idaho, a husband returned after several hours of fishing and decided to take a nap.
Although not familiar with the lake, his wife decided to take the boat out. She motored out a short distance, anchored and continued to read her book.
Along came a game warden in his boat. He pulled up alongside the woman and said, "Good morning, ma'am. What are you doing?""Reading a book," she replied, thinking, isn't that obvious?
"You're in a restricted fishing area," he informed her."I'm sorry officer, but I'm not fishing; I'm reading."
"Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up."
"If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault," said the woman."But I haven't even touched you," said the gamewarden.
"That's true, but you have all the equipment.For all I know you
could start at any moment."
"Have a nice day, ma'am," and with that, he
left.
The moral? Never argue with a woman who reads.
It's likely that she can also think.
One morning on a lake in Idaho, a husband returned after several hours of fishing and decided to take a nap.
Although not familiar with the lake, his wife decided to take the boat out. She motored out a short distance, anchored and continued to read her book.
Along came a game warden in his boat. He pulled up alongside the woman and said, "Good morning, ma'am. What are you doing?""Reading a book," she replied, thinking, isn't that obvious?
"You're in a restricted fishing area," he informed her."I'm sorry officer, but I'm not fishing; I'm reading."
"Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up."
"If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault," said the woman."But I haven't even touched you," said the gamewarden.
"That's true, but you have all the equipment.For all I know you
could start at any moment."
"Have a nice day, ma'am," and with that, he
left.
The moral? Never argue with a woman who reads.
It's likely that she can also think.
posted by Carrie @ 8:54 AM
2 Comments:
At 1:37 AM,
Tramp said…
Never argue with a woman who reads? Sheesh, just never argue with a woman, period. I don't think Lorana Bobbit was a reader.
Also guys out there, when you first see your woman in the morning, skip the good mornings. Just say, "I'm sorry". She will ask for what and you say, "For whatever I'm going to do today."
At 5:46 AM,
Carrie said…
Smart and funny- no wonder she is keeping you!
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