moon connection

Friday, April 21, 2006

joke

CATHOLIC PARROTS
A lady goes to her priest one day and tells him. "Father, I have a
problem. I have two female parrots, but they only know how to say
one thing." "What do they say?" the priest inquired.
They say, "Hi, we're hookers! Do you want to have some fun?"
"That's obscene!" the priest exclaimed, Then he thought for a
moment. "You know," he said, "I may have a solution to your problem. I have
two male talking parrots, which I have taught to pray and read the Bible.
Bring your two parrots over to my house, and we'll put them in the cage
with Francis and Peter. My parrots can teach your parrots to praise and
worship."Thank you," the woman responded, "this may very well be the
solution." The next day, she brought her female parrots to the priest's house.
As he ushered her in, she saw that his two male parrots were inside their
cage holding rosary beads and praying. Impressed, she walked over and
placed her parrots in with them.
After a few minutes, the female parrots cried out in unison: "Hi,we're
hookers! Do you want to have some fun?" There was stunned silence.
Shocked, one male parrot looked over at the other male parrot and
exclaimed, "Put the beads away, Frank. Our prayers have been answered!"

7 Comments:

  • At 9:52 PM, Blogger Tramp said…

    That ain't a parrot joke. This is a parrot joke.

    This nice old Jewish lady decided to buy a parrot so she
    went to the store and bought one. The parrot seemed fine and
    when Friday night came, she dressed the parrot up and went to
    the temple.

    The parrot seemed fine but when the rabbi went to bless the
    congregation, the parrot screamed out, "It's fuckin' cold in
    here!"

    The woman, completely appalled, grabbed the parrot and ran out.
    Well, the parrot seemed fine for the next week so once again, on
    Friday she and the parrot got dressed up and went to the temple.

    Like the previous week, the parrot was fine until the rabbi went
    to bless the congregation at which the parrot, once again,
    screamed out "It's fuckin' cold in here!"

    Once again, the lady was appalled, grabbed the parrot and ran
    out of temple. She decided to confront the man at the pet store
    to see what was going on. The clerk at the pet store said, "You
    gotta show the parrot who's boss so next time he does this, grab
    him by his legs and swing him around your head a few times. That
    should teach him a lesson."

    That Friday night they once again got dressed up and went to the
    temple. Like the previous two weeks, when the rabbi went to
    bless the congregation, the parrot screamed out, "It's fuckin'
    cold in here!"

    The lady, remembering what the clerk said, grabbed the parrot by
    its legs and swung it around her head a few times. When she was
    done, the parrot looked at her and screamed out, "And fuckin'
    windy, too."

     
  • At 8:39 PM, Blogger Carrie said…

    okay- you just raised the bar on allowable jungle bird jokes. I will try to adhere to this standard.

     
  • At 9:29 PM, Blogger Tramp said…

    The bar? What a great idea. I'm heading there now!

     
  • At 7:34 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    are you two sure you're friends?

     
  • At 9:39 AM, Blogger Carrie said…

    friends? naw.....we just love the same person very much- but in completely different ways! Ha ha

     
  • At 1:34 PM, Blogger Tramp said…

    Amen!

     
  • At 5:23 AM, Blogger Carrie said…

    we agree to make each other laugh and tolerate on a regular basis. Tramp is busy decifering me, and I stay busy trying to confuse him....

     

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