Two old ladies are outside their nursing home, having a drink and a
> >> smoke,
> >> when it starts to rain. One of the old ladies pulls out a condom, cuts
> >> off
> >> the end, puts it over her cigarette, and continues smoking.
> >>
> >> Maude: What in the hell is that?
> >>
> >> Mabel: A condom. This way my cigarette doesn't get wet.
> >>
> >> Maude: Where did you get it?
> >>
> >> Mabel: You can get them at any drugstore.
> >>
> >> The next day, Maude hobbles herself into the local drugstore and
> >> announces
> >> to the pharmacist that she wants a box of condoms.
> >>
> >> The pharmacist, obviously embarrassed, looks at her kind of strangely
> >> (she
> >> is after all, over 80 years of age), but very delicately asks what brand
> >> of
> >> condom she prefers.
> >>
> >> "Doesn't matter Sonny, as long as it fits on a Camel."
> >>
> >> The pharmacist fainted.
> >>
> >>
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