BBQ Season

From my TV exercise Co hort, a great one:

Barbecue Season Is Coming:
>
>
>
> After the long months of cold and winter, we will soon be coming up
to summer, and BBQ season. Therefore it is important to refresh your memory
on the etiquette of this sublime outdoor cooking, as it's the only type of
cooking a real man will do; probably because there is an element of danger
involved. When a man volunteers to do the BBQ the following chain of events
are put into motion:
>
>
>
> Routine...
> 1) The woman buys the food.
> 2) The woman makes the salad, prepares the vegetables, and makes
dessert.
> 3) The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it on a tray
along with the necessary cooking utensils and sauces, and takes it to the
man who is lounging beside the grill - beer in hand.
>
>
>
> Here comes the important part:
> 4) THE MAN PLACES THE MEAT ON THE GRILL.
>
>
>
> More routine....
> 5) The woman goes inside to organize the plates and cutlery.
> 6) The woman comes out to tell the man that the meat is burning. He
thanks her and asks if she will bring another beer while he deals with the
situation.
>
>
>
> Another important part:
> 7) THE MAN TAKES THE MEAT OFF THE GRILL AND HANDS IT TO THE WOMAN.
>
>
>
> More routine....
> 8) The woman prepares the plates, salad, bread, utensils, napkins,
and sauces and brings them to the table.
> 9) After eating, the woman clears the table and does the dishes.
>
>
>
> And most important of all:
> 10) Everyone PRAISES the MAN and THANKS HIM for his cooking efforts.
> 11) The man asks the woman how she enjoyed "her night off." Upon
seeing her annoyed reaction, he concludes that there's just no pleasing some
women....