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I am fortunate to have many who send me funny emails, this one is from my Dad.....
Strange 911 Dispatch Calls! "BELIEVE" it or not, they are true!!Dispatcher: 9-1-1 What is your emergency?Caller: I heard what sounded like gunshots coming from the brownhouse on the corner.Dispatcher: Do you have an address?Caller: No, I have on a blouse and slacks, why?
--------------------------------Dispatcher: 9-1-1 What is your emergency?Caller: Someone broke into my house and took a bite out of my hamand cheese sandwich.Dispatcher: Excuse me?Caller: I made a ham and cheese sandwich and left it on thekitchen tableand when I came back from the bathroom, someone had taken a biteout of it.Dispatcher: Was anything else taken?Caller: No, but this has happened to me before and I'm sick andtired of it!
---------------------------------Dispatcher: 9-1-1 What is the nature of your emergency?Caller: I'm trying to reach nine eleven but my phone doesn't havean eleven on it.Dispatcher: This is nine eleven.Caller: I thought you just said it was nine-one-oneDispatcher: Yes, ma'am nine-one-one and nine-eleven are the samething.Caller: Honey, I may be old, but I'm not stupid. Do I need to call MayorPalmer on you!
Dispatcher: 9-1-1 What's the nature of your emergency?Caller: My wife is pregnant and her contractions are only twominutes apartDispatcher: Is this her first child?Caller: No, you idiot! This is her husband!
------------------------------------And the winner is.........
.Dispatcher: 9-1-1 What's the nature of your emergency?Caller: Yeah, I'm having trouble breathing. I'm all out ofbreath. Darn....I think I'm going to pass out.Dispatcher: Sir, where are you calling from?Caller: I'm at a pay phone. North and Foster.Dispatcher: Sir, an ambulance is on the way. Are you anasthmatic?Caller: NoDispatcher: What were you doing before you started having trouble breathing?
Caller: "Running from the Police!"
Strange 911 Dispatch Calls! "BELIEVE" it or not, they are true!!Dispatcher: 9-1-1 What is your emergency?Caller: I heard what sounded like gunshots coming from the brownhouse on the corner.Dispatcher: Do you have an address?Caller: No, I have on a blouse and slacks, why?
--------------------------------Dispatcher: 9-1-1 What is your emergency?Caller: Someone broke into my house and took a bite out of my hamand cheese sandwich.Dispatcher: Excuse me?Caller: I made a ham and cheese sandwich and left it on thekitchen tableand when I came back from the bathroom, someone had taken a biteout of it.Dispatcher: Was anything else taken?Caller: No, but this has happened to me before and I'm sick andtired of it!
---------------------------------Dispatcher: 9-1-1 What is the nature of your emergency?Caller: I'm trying to reach nine eleven but my phone doesn't havean eleven on it.Dispatcher: This is nine eleven.Caller: I thought you just said it was nine-one-oneDispatcher: Yes, ma'am nine-one-one and nine-eleven are the samething.Caller: Honey, I may be old, but I'm not stupid. Do I need to call MayorPalmer on you!
Dispatcher: 9-1-1 What's the nature of your emergency?Caller: My wife is pregnant and her contractions are only twominutes apartDispatcher: Is this her first child?Caller: No, you idiot! This is her husband!
------------------------------------And the winner is.........
.Dispatcher: 9-1-1 What's the nature of your emergency?Caller: Yeah, I'm having trouble breathing. I'm all out ofbreath. Darn....I think I'm going to pass out.Dispatcher: Sir, where are you calling from?Caller: I'm at a pay phone. North and Foster.Dispatcher: Sir, an ambulance is on the way. Are you anasthmatic?Caller: NoDispatcher: What were you doing before you started having trouble breathing?
Caller: "Running from the Police!"
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