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Wednesday, April 05, 2006

Whiskey Drinking Joke

RISKY WHISKEYA guy in a bar approaches an attractive woman and asks, "Can I buy you a whiskey?" She thinks for a second and answers, "No, you can't. Whiskey is bad for my legs." He says, "That's a shame, do they swell?" The woman replies, "No, they open."

4 Comments:

  • At 7:08 PM, Blogger Tramp said…

    You are a very bad person. You should be asham... I can't do it.

     
  • At 7:07 AM, Blogger Carrie said…

    Were you drinking whiskey, and it prevented you from finishing? ( your sentence.....pick your mind up out of the gutter- no wait, that's where the funniest conversations are!

     
  • At 12:07 PM, Blogger Tramp said…

    Note to Mr. Carrie; Buy whiskey!

     
  • At 5:46 AM, Blogger Carrie said…

    wine works just as well

     

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