funnies

An old man, Mr. Goldstein, was living the last of his life in a nursingHome.One day he appeared to be very sad and depressed. Nurse Tracy asked ifThere was anything wrong."Yes, Nurse Tracy," said Mr. Goldstein, "My Private Part died today, and IAm very sad."Knowing her patients were forgetful and sometimes a little crazy, sheReplied, "Oh, I'm so sorry, Mr. Goldstein, please accept my condolences.The following day, Mr Goldstein was walking down the hall with hisPrivate Part hanging out his pajamas, when he met Nurse Tracy."Mr. Goldstein," she said, "You shouldn't be walking down the hall likeThat.. Please put your Private Part back inside your pajamas."But, Nurse Tracy," replied Mr. Goldstein, " I told you yesterday that myPrivate Part died.""Yes, you did tell me that, but why is it hanging out of your pajamas?"You gotta love this!!!!!!!!!!!"Well, he replied, "Today's the viewing."